Caption Competition Time!

[Kozy]

Do your best with this one:

 

[JohnOBrien8]

"3 points and a fine for driving like a dick"

 

[e5k1m0 Sam]

"Stop cocking about and show me your licence"

 

[keithiesbig1]

"its usually BMW's that are cocks...."

 

[fljoshua129]

"Sorry sir… thought you were asking for cops"

 

[2Slow2Sensible]

"Why did you pull out like that?! Showing off or something?"

 

[e5k1m0 Sam]

"You nearly slid into the back of him"

 

[CR1S]

3 points for driving a sausage in a hallway

 

[Kozy]

"We've had reports that you've been driving up people's arses..."

 

[Kipper]

"Looks like you've been knobbed"

"What time was it when you realized there was a knobbery?"

 

[2Slow2Sensible]

"Local man questioned after parking up someones arse leaving victim traumatized"

 

[jesse888]

I haven't done anything wrong officer, this is dick-tatorship!

 

[Kozy]

"Looks like you've been knobbed"

"What time was it when you realized there was a knobbery?"

Check out the number plate

 

[e5k1m0 Sam]

Hahaha there's some good ones here