How Little Boys Are Born!

[Neo]

A little boy goes to his father and asks:
"Daddy, how was I born?"

The father answers:
"Well son, I guess one day
you will need to find out anyway! Your
Mom and I first got together in a chat
room on Yahoo.

Then I set up a date
via e-mail with your Mom and we met
at a cyber-cafe.

We sneaked into a
secluded room, where your mother
agreed to a download from my hard
drive.

As soon as I was ready to upload,
we discovered that neither one of us had
used a firewall, and since it was too late
to hit the delete button, nine months later
a little Pop-Up appeared that said:

You got Male!

 

[blinx9900]

ok i got one, WARNING ITS DIRTY:

3 guys in a bar playing "bar football" if you burp you get a field goal, if you fart you get a touch down.

firsts guy burps and yells field goal!! second guy does nothing, third guy is about to fart so he pulls down his pants so everybody could hear, right as he is about to yell touchdown the first guy sticks his d*ck in the guys ass and yells BLOCKED!

 

[linh-ej9]

looooooool

 

[rvm]

 

[m0nch1zzl3]

Hahaha. Speaking of jokes heres a couple!

New Rifle

A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for his rifle. He goes to a rifle shop, and asks the clerk to show him a scope.

The clerk takes out a scope, and says to the man, "This scope is so good, you can see my house all the way up on that hill."

The man takes a look through the scope, and starts laughing.

"What's so funny?" asks the clerk.

"I see a naked man and a naked woman running around in the house." the man replies.

The clerk grabs the scope from the man, and looks at his house. Then he hands two bullets to the man and says, "Here are two bullets, I'll give you this scope for nothing if you take these two bullets, shoot my wife's head off and shoot the guy's ***** off."

The man takes another look through the scope and says, "You know what? I think I can do that with one shot!"
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Two old drunks in a bar. The first one says, "Ya know, when I was 30 and got a hard-on, I couldn't bend it with either of my hands. By the time I was 40, I could bend it about 10 degrees if I tried really hard. "By the time I was 50, I could bend it about 20 degrees, no problem. I'm gonna be 60 next week, and now I can almost bend it in half with just one hand" "So," says the second drunk, "what's your point?" "Well," says the first, "I'm just wondering how much stronger I'm gonna get!"
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One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answers, "Well son whenever a Indian baby is born the father would go outside and name the baby after the first thing he sees... Why do you ask Two Dogs ****ing?"