Just poking fun at adverts

[Topher-EK9]

Saw this on gumtree - https://www.gumtree.com/p/honda/honda-civic-vti-s-3-door/1135456927

Just think the guy is a melt, its hilarious.

"The car is practically a completely standard factory vti-s with all the "s" extras such as aircon, sunroof, electric mirrors etc"

the Civic VTI still has aircon/ sunroof and electric mirrors

"If you are looking at this car chances are you know how rare these are and what all the extras and differences are between this and a standard Vti of the same age"

Why say this when yes i do know what i'm looking at and NO you haven't listed the extras and or differences..

practically a completely standard car.... oh apart from exhaust and coilovers and short shifter ?!?!


and this is the icing on the cake - what does this even mean ?!?

"Has been owned and driven sensibly and serviced every 1000 miles by myself not a 17 year old who thinks he owns a Ferrari and likes to dangle random objects from their car including stickers and small teddy bears(i have seen it, i was scared, i then got worried and looked into emigration)"


I just thought this was all pretty funny and thought i'd share so you can also have a laugh.

 

[Saqib]

"i have seen it, i was scared, i then got worried and looked into emigration"

Sometimes it's the little things that put me off a car advert.

 

[jesse888]

Serviced every 1000miles lol

 

[jesse888]

"i have seen it, i was scared, i then got worried and looked into emigration"

Sometimes it's the little things that put me off a car advert.

Blatantly trying to be funny, you know exactly what he's going to be like when you turn up to view this, not sure why but I get put off by jokey adverts like this.

 

[Elsom-20]

I'd put a bet on him being 17 with a minion hanging off the shiny purple 'JDM' rear tow bar

 

[B16Swt]

Also correct me if I'm wrong, why do people spell it V-tec?
I thought it was VTEC?
Another clue that it's an idiot or am I the idiot?