Haha, it might just not be the fact that there is white EK9 everywhere you go! Well that's why I sprayed mine blue and that wasn't hit either! It's not a nice thing to say especially when ya dont even know the car
The reason there's so many of them is because it's the best colour to have.
Get some oem ek9 wheels and lose the halfords Type-R badge on the rear, its is nice though.
I think it's an EP3 Type-R badge, but you're right - they look rubbish.