Bloody hell I think you're the first person to admit that one!
I remembered another one. I borrowed a shifter extension, was told it would make me feel like I was driving a racing car with the knob next to the wheel. All it did in reality was make the throw so long it felt like I was driving a tractor and amplified all the slack in the linkage so it felt as vague as a met office weather forecast.
J's tsukinoko thing chamber intake whatever ? too huge for a 1,6 and very bad sucking all that hot air from engine bay and headlight into the engine.
Especially when u live in Cyprus
^^^ Couldnt Agree more about the shifter! And also the S80.... Until i put a new 4th and 5th in!
2 more things I forgot to add,
Shifter Extension,
Blox Rear droplinks !